Hi Susan Brearley, I tried sending an email to the address mentioned in this article. But got an auto-reply telling me, the elf is not currently working. Hopefully, it was just a way to scare the humans-junk-emails away.

I’ve requested the internet to bypass the elf-firewall and get it delivered to you. But if it doesn’t, write to me, and I’ll post a letter.

From Melbourne, with love.